So, the Iron Man movie is pretty freaking awesome. I was the last person in my house to see it, but that's cool, cause I totally got in free. Thomas, go you for having friends who work at movie theaters. Also, props for beating Rita to the movie theater in your piece of shit station wagon.
Fail for losing on the way home.
Props though for making me laugh and spitting purple drank on Spenser.
Wait, what?
Yeah, you heard right. Spicy's in town.
What a pimp. You should go check out his new blog, Hot Mantra. Check it regularly, because there might or might not be sandwich art from yours truly.
Oh no you dinnint.
Sandwich art? Yeah, that's right, I'm a sandwich artist. Not only do I work in cardboard, but I work in Subway. And goddamn, do I make the sweetest sandwiches. Exhibit A: The Marzarie Special, AKA the Lovewich, AKA the Meatocalypse, AKA the Fat Kid's Wet Dream. If you get the foot long, it's only 12 dollars. If you're me, it's free.
Om nom nom nom.
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I am home. I would like to state for the record that I got to see a double feature of Iron Man and Speed Racer for free. At the Drive-in. In my pirate-ship. with the lights and rawkin' external speakers. for free.
And they fed us delicious barbecue.
How ever I did miss most of the dialog in Iron Man because we were running around being loud and getting in trouble.
See ya at your party. My phone is wacked but soon to be fixed.
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