Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Killing Machines

Leroy and I have come to a conclusion regarding this year's Halloween costumes. He will be a giant 2-liter of Dr Pepper, and I will be Leroy. We toyed with a couple of other ideas, including cardboard boxes, Death Pope (don't ask), Amtguarders, and cardboard boxes filled with candy.

Further squirrel hunting, thus far, has been unsuccessful. The weekend involved an excursion to the local woods, though naught but one squirrel even showed itself. (I missed, and it scurried away. Filthy bastard.) Our second excursion was cut short when someone called the cops on us. Balls.

I like this video.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Welcome to the Brown

Today I went and visited my old home, the J. Graham Brown School. Cody called me yesterday and asked for a bunch of weird clothes for picture day, so I took the opportunity to wake up ungodly early and TARC it down to the 'ol bomb shelter.

I got in about 8 minutes late, and as I was going up the steps, Mr. Clean yells "Hey kid! You need to sign in!" So I signed in and received my tardy slip and was off to class. Brilliant.

1st period, Chilled in Carrie's class and read Odysseus, then went to Art and made a cool piece (which is currently hanging on Andrea's wall.) 3rd, watched jazz band play and talked with Nick Logsdon. After that, visited Becky and MC Loud. Spenser and I's symbols are still up from when we visited the first day of school. Fucking nice.

Left after lunch, left and ran into a bunch of people I know (Becca Calebro? Storm? Peter Volkver? Weirdness). Chilled with Nick and some people for a while, then got a ride from Mitchell (Winston) and picked up my first paycheck from Spinelli's.

Fast forward. Shooting bottles of Budweiser with a BB gun with Zach and Leroy. After sucking violently for a few shots, I discovers that I was a pretty damn good shot without my glasses on. No joke. I got a bird from a good distance with no glasses. Fuckin' A.

Fast forward. Chilling at the homefront, blogging like a good little boy. And I forgot to mention the paisley tie...

Day 1- Enter The Machine



I am a human machine.
I eat too little, I sleep to little, and breathe all the wrong things.
Welcome to my life, now broadcast straight to your computer screen!
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