Fuck the whole robot thing.

Stunning Realizations!

I just looked into the mirror. I'm currently wearing a backwards Nightmare Before Christmas cap, my "Art Fag" black t-shirt, and kinda tight pants, and my usual pair of glasses. It was then I realized I could be another stock webcomic character.

I might go kill myself now.

On the other hand...

Should be starting my new job at Kroger soon. Shit, that's just part of the plot. I've been unemployed nearly a month now, and haven't gotten a haircut or a girlfriend. The audience is getting bored!



What the fuck?

For those of you without the nerd gene, the above picture is a Kobold, a reptilian creature who are adept miners, baby-eating-evil, and the descendants (supposedly) of dragons, and inheritors of their sorcerous might.

I fucking hate them, and they don't exist in my campaign setting.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention, nerd tangent ahead. Ahem. I've been doing a bit of work on Invernus in the past couple of days, the campaign is nearing a starting point. Nerds, rejoice.

These headers have nothing to do with the content below them.

I've begun work on an awesome (read: really big) art piece on a huge piece of cardboard I nabbed from Bombay when I had the chance. We're talking queen size bed big. It's been getting in my way, so I figured I'd do something with it. Kinda like that dead hooker in my closet. The look on those 3rd graders faces was so worth it.

Wait, what?



Sorry, there's actually no video here, the site I use for this shit just didn't have just the audio, and I'm too tired/lazy to figure out another way to imbed the audio. Anyway, Gorillaz are nothing new, but I really like this song. That, and they played Clint Eastwood on the radio earlier. It was tight.

OH SNAP

So, this is my car.
Yes, just earlier today, someone rammed my car and totaled it. And for the record, they ran the red light. (They disagree, but they also said they were going 25, and the picture above begs to differ.)

I'm doing fine.


In other news...
Had a fun dinner with Jo, Logan, Thomas, and Thomas' parents. Lamb stew = WIN.

I've been listening to Pandora radio recently, and it's pretty baller. I would recommend song stations as opposed to band ones. Below is a gem from Red Right Hand radio.


EDIT: Nerd Stuff!

Check out the Entropic Blade class I made; it's pretty ballin.

Let he who is without sin throw the first nuke.

Nerd Stuff

Might as well get this out of the way, first. Work on Invernus is coming along smoothly. The cosmology is 60% to completion, and I've got a handful of new gods. Houserules next, then maybe I'll put this shit up on the internet. I've got a freewebs, but no work has been done on that front yet.

More to come.



Cool Shit

So, everyone knows how to use Google as your own personal Napster. Or, maybe you're weird, and you don't. Either way, you can find out how to do do just that here, as well as a bunch of clever Google tricks.

Paper Rock Scissors is a classic. Everybody loves it. But have you ever heard of ULTIMATE PAPER ROCK SCISSORS??

You have now.

BOOM



Mission: Dinner once a week has thus far been a success. Made burgers last week, and they were freaking awesome. Michael and I decided that everyone should have burgers for breakfast, and are in the process of patenting burger toast. I'm unsure as to what I'm making this week, though. Some kind of stew, maybe? I'll keep you posted.

Vending Machines

So, Michael is putting me to shame with his frequent posting, so I feel the need to update. BEHOLD.

Zed's Dead, Baby



Nom nom nom

So, as the house is mostly bereft of food, I decided to take it upon myself to learn to cook. The past two nights I've made a white chili that's pretty damn tasty. (Well, tonight's chili was better. Had more chicken and the potatoes were better prepared.) Regardless, my first attempt at cooking has been non-disastrous, so go me.

I think I'm going to make a dish once a week, but don't hold me to that. Next week- who knows? Maybe burgers. Burgers would be chill.

Nerdatude

I am currently in the process of creating my own campaign setting, Invernus. I've got a good chunk of history worked out, and some of the cosmology. I'm also putting together a freewebs site, and should be putting up information within the week.



DO WANT

Degredation

The new year has come, bringing with it a foul stench and a deadly curse of the plague-ridden lands of Somber Way. Er, not really. All it brought was the loss of our dear Spenser Isdahl and a rapist. What a bummer.

Anyways, on to more pertinent news. We have reached the one week mark in terms of work. Bombay will soon be closed for good, and I'll be forced onto the streets to live a cruel, grueling, and ultimately short existence. That, or I'll win the lottery. This may be difficult, seeing as I don't buy lottery tickets. On the bright side, I've got a couple of promising job prospects in the works. More on that later.



The track above is by Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, whom I saw perform just yesterday. It was a ridiculous show, as is to be expected from the Shack Shakers. A guy called Hambone opened with this great one man bluesy set. All in all, a pretty chill night.

Mistletoe is a parasite

Solstice celebration today with the mother, Ed, and Thomas and co. Should be interesting, to say the least, and the food will be rapesauce. I'm looking forward to it. First, though, I gets new glasses.

The past week has been pretty tight. Spenser's in town, and staying at our place. That, coupled with Michael moving in, and the rather extraordinary amount of D&D, Illuminati, and Settlers of Catan we've been playing has contributed to our breaking of the soda record. We've gone through eight 12 packs in the past week, and Leroy hasn't even been over. That's a lot of damn Dr. Pepper.

Also, the band business is finally in order. We've had two practices so far, with better than expected results. The current lineup has Matt on guitar, Micheal on vocals, and the drumming position up in the air. We had Michael play for the first practice, and one of his coworkers (Chad, I think?) play for the second. We're trying out Ruthie sometime in the next week, hopefully.

Other than that, life has been plodding along as usual. Work, driving, Cthulhu.

Also, I has musics.

ATM Machines

So I got caught speeding the other day.

Got a new phone the other day, as my old, not shitty one was lost. The number's the same, so no worries.

Work is going well. I ran some numbers the other day, and I should be a millionaire by the end of 2007. * I'm looking forward to it. I've been talking with a few people, and Sometime around January, if not sooner, I'm going to be looking into a job at UPS. Better pay, better hours, benefits, and the company isn't going out of business. Sounds like a win-win, considering I'd be doing pretty much the same thing.

Boxes, boxes, boxes. Kind of ironic, considering all my art is done on cardboard. Er, maybe not ironic as such, but it's something. Maybe it means something. Who knows.

I like cardboard.

Ahem. This week, a la Spicy, I'll be adding some music. Enjoy, damnit.




*The numbers I ran may or may not have counted me on winning the lottery. But seriously, I'm not going to have to sleep in my car anytime soon.