Under Ill Repair

Behold, I am LAME

Ho hum. I seemed to forget that I had a blog until recently. Oh dear faithful readers (all .5 of you,) I apologize. Here, have a webcomic.



Yes! Zombies are awesome, and if you're one of the cool kids, you'll read this one!

Lunchmeat!

Anyways, I've begun my lifetime dream of perusing a career in sandwich making at Subway. Yes, while few of you know, it has been my lifelong ambition to make sandwiches, day and night, rain or shine. Right.

But yeah, Subway has been pretty chill so far. Pretty easy, but not in the mind-numbing way that Kroger was. That, and free sandwiches. ^.^

Mixed Media

Do you like movies? I know I do. Here's some... you just didn't get 'em from me, hear?

I have a new piece up on my DeviantART account. Yeah, I forgot I had one too. Though, sometime in the next week or so, I'm going to be getting together with my dad and getting decent quality pictures of all my pieces up on the interweb. Fuckin' hi-ya.

Anyways, done rambling. Here's some music.



"Sleep is for the weak!"
-Marz
"And the tired!"
-Grey

Misc

Aaahhh Epicfest

In like a week. I'm pretty psyched, and you, dear reader, should be too. If you don't know what Epicfest is, it's a week long nerd fest run by our very own, El Presidente, the magnificent Spenser Isdahl.

In related news, why I will never have a girlfriend.
While I'm at it, I've found some new webcomics that are pretty sweet, if I do say so myself. Check 'em out.
We The Robots
The Phoenix Requiem
Qusetionable Content



Chinchillin'

The House on Somber Way now owns its very own Chinchilla, affectionately dubbed Captain Waffles. He is cute, and very much like a super-soft baseball. We think he is a ninja. No shit. He's escaped twice already in less than a week. We calls him the Ninchilla.



Hurm. Anyways, I'm helaciously tired, and it's getting difficult to put together coherent sentances, let alone spell words like helacious, so I'ma go to bed.

Fuck the whole robot thing.

Stunning Realizations!

I just looked into the mirror. I'm currently wearing a backwards Nightmare Before Christmas cap, my "Art Fag" black t-shirt, and kinda tight pants, and my usual pair of glasses. It was then I realized I could be another stock webcomic character.

I might go kill myself now.

On the other hand...

Should be starting my new job at Kroger soon. Shit, that's just part of the plot. I've been unemployed nearly a month now, and haven't gotten a haircut or a girlfriend. The audience is getting bored!



What the fuck?

For those of you without the nerd gene, the above picture is a Kobold, a reptilian creature who are adept miners, baby-eating-evil, and the descendants (supposedly) of dragons, and inheritors of their sorcerous might.

I fucking hate them, and they don't exist in my campaign setting.

Oh yeah, forgot to mention, nerd tangent ahead. Ahem. I've been doing a bit of work on Invernus in the past couple of days, the campaign is nearing a starting point. Nerds, rejoice.

These headers have nothing to do with the content below them.

I've begun work on an awesome (read: really big) art piece on a huge piece of cardboard I nabbed from Bombay when I had the chance. We're talking queen size bed big. It's been getting in my way, so I figured I'd do something with it. Kinda like that dead hooker in my closet. The look on those 3rd graders faces was so worth it.

Wait, what?



Sorry, there's actually no video here, the site I use for this shit just didn't have just the audio, and I'm too tired/lazy to figure out another way to imbed the audio. Anyway, Gorillaz are nothing new, but I really like this song. That, and they played Clint Eastwood on the radio earlier. It was tight.

OH SNAP

So, this is my car.
Yes, just earlier today, someone rammed my car and totaled it. And for the record, they ran the red light. (They disagree, but they also said they were going 25, and the picture above begs to differ.)

I'm doing fine.


In other news...
Had a fun dinner with Jo, Logan, Thomas, and Thomas' parents. Lamb stew = WIN.

I've been listening to Pandora radio recently, and it's pretty baller. I would recommend song stations as opposed to band ones. Below is a gem from Red Right Hand radio.


EDIT: Nerd Stuff!

Check out the Entropic Blade class I made; it's pretty ballin.

Let he who is without sin throw the first nuke.

Nerd Stuff

Might as well get this out of the way, first. Work on Invernus is coming along smoothly. The cosmology is 60% to completion, and I've got a handful of new gods. Houserules next, then maybe I'll put this shit up on the internet. I've got a freewebs, but no work has been done on that front yet.

More to come.



Cool Shit

So, everyone knows how to use Google as your own personal Napster. Or, maybe you're weird, and you don't. Either way, you can find out how to do do just that here, as well as a bunch of clever Google tricks.

Paper Rock Scissors is a classic. Everybody loves it. But have you ever heard of ULTIMATE PAPER ROCK SCISSORS??

You have now.

BOOM



Mission: Dinner once a week has thus far been a success. Made burgers last week, and they were freaking awesome. Michael and I decided that everyone should have burgers for breakfast, and are in the process of patenting burger toast. I'm unsure as to what I'm making this week, though. Some kind of stew, maybe? I'll keep you posted.

Vending Machines

So, Michael is putting me to shame with his frequent posting, so I feel the need to update. BEHOLD.

Zed's Dead, Baby



Nom nom nom

So, as the house is mostly bereft of food, I decided to take it upon myself to learn to cook. The past two nights I've made a white chili that's pretty damn tasty. (Well, tonight's chili was better. Had more chicken and the potatoes were better prepared.) Regardless, my first attempt at cooking has been non-disastrous, so go me.

I think I'm going to make a dish once a week, but don't hold me to that. Next week- who knows? Maybe burgers. Burgers would be chill.

Nerdatude

I am currently in the process of creating my own campaign setting, Invernus. I've got a good chunk of history worked out, and some of the cosmology. I'm also putting together a freewebs site, and should be putting up information within the week.



DO WANT

Degredation

The new year has come, bringing with it a foul stench and a deadly curse of the plague-ridden lands of Somber Way. Er, not really. All it brought was the loss of our dear Spenser Isdahl and a rapist. What a bummer.

Anyways, on to more pertinent news. We have reached the one week mark in terms of work. Bombay will soon be closed for good, and I'll be forced onto the streets to live a cruel, grueling, and ultimately short existence. That, or I'll win the lottery. This may be difficult, seeing as I don't buy lottery tickets. On the bright side, I've got a couple of promising job prospects in the works. More on that later.



The track above is by Th' Legendary Shack Shakers, whom I saw perform just yesterday. It was a ridiculous show, as is to be expected from the Shack Shakers. A guy called Hambone opened with this great one man bluesy set. All in all, a pretty chill night.